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These are some lies we made up about Naples.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief was witnessed talking into the thin air as if someone besides was in attendance. Panicked by the observers the ghost made its way into the shadows. One thing's for sure, it undoubtedly is a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A colossal aoudad emerged walking a Pit Bull on a dark night on a shady Naples street.
A space man from outer space was spotted pulling a body through some bushes in Sebago Lake State Park before dawn.
A dark bat that shape-shifted into a female has regularly been seen facing the onlooker down at the water at Arrowhead Point.
The phantom of a destitute gentleman is often seen by Bachelder Brook howling at the watcher to be off.
An ET has been said to have been spotted on a small number of instances looking through mobile home windows in Naples before dawn.
An alien vacationer from outer space may often be perceived in the early morning hours glancing over Jugtown Plain.
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Ghost Sightings From Naples
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Ghost Sightings From Naples
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
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