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These are some lies we made up about Monticello.
The spirit of a guy with words engraved into his hand has supposedly been distinguished on several occasions on the peak of Bunker Hill after midnight surveying the panorama. In any case, this is an intimidating spirit that you shouldn't go searching for.
An alien explorer from the cosmos can often be seen in a Monticello area shoe store, walking the aisles.
An ET from deep space can be distinguished often pulling a cadaver from the ice cold water of Brown Brook after midnight.
A space alien has sometimes been perceived pushing orbs around at midnight on a sidewalk in Monticello.
The ghost of the driver of a train is from time to time spotted having a seat at the kitchen counter in a Monticello mobile home looking scary. No matter what people utter, it's sure a terrifying ghost that should be shunned.
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Ghost Sightings From Monticello
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Ghost Sightings From Monticello
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
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