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These are some lies we made up about Minot.
The ghost of a shackled up female has frequently been seen looking at the water by Estes Bog Dam late at night.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy is frequently witnessed flinging pebbles up on the summit of Bailey Hill.
A gigantic gazelle has been seen on many occasions stacking pebbles at the stroke of midnight on a sidewalk in Minot.
Johann Sebastian Bach can regularly be made out resting at a table in a Minot apartment demolishing a photo.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship can be perceived very often at Bog Brook around midnight chucking boulders into the stream.
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Ghost Sightings From Minot
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Ghost Sightings From Minot
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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