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These are some lies we made up about Mechanic Falls.
The martian commander of an alien spacecraft has supposedly been made out on one or two occasions chucking chunks of concrete into the flowing water at Bog Brook before sunrise.
A space alien from planet Mercury can sometimes be distinguished in a Mechanic Falls highschool at night pacing the corridors.
An ET from space was witnessed soaring across Death Valley after midnight.
A gentleman with a knife in his head appeared at Estes Bog Dam at night enjoying the view. Additional sightings of this ghost have been reported. It's been alleged that this particular phantom is perhaps the undeceased phantom of a resident who used to dwell here in Mechanic Falls. Either way, this ghost certainly is frightening; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
A man's body with the head of a horse was spotted on the water's edge of Middle Range Pond trying to articulate something. This phantom is very active in this area; there have been a small
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number of other accounts of this specific phantom. According to what the local residents declare, this ghost is the undeparted spirit of a long departed Mechanic Falls person who lived here.
A giant armadillo showed up attempting to capture something in Mount Apetite-Auburn Suburban Little League Park at midnight.
The ghost of a guy carrying
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a sword was distinguished sawing down a towering tree in Hebron Public Lands at midnight. This is one of those spirits that is spotted repeatedly around here. Many local residents argue this ghost is that of a resident who lived here in Mechanic Falls some decades ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Mechanic Falls
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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