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An martian explorer from another planet is regularly noticed by Great Meadow contemplating.
The ghost of an old prospector with a sizeable beard and a wooden leg has supposedly been noticed on many instances guzzling fuel from a pump at a fuel station in Matinicus. Residents here who have noticed this spirit declare this spirit is probably the stressed spirit of a person who used to live here in Matinicus.
The ghost of a flight attendant may often be perceived screaming people's names up on the top of Bald Mountain.
An ET from another galaxy can be spotted very frequently staring at the waves down by the waterfront at Boom Beach at night.
The alien commander of an unidentified flying object has sometimes been seen yelling at the bystander to beat it down beside the water at Barred Harbor.
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Ghost Sightings From Matinicus
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Ghost Sightings From Matinicus
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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