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These are some lies we made up about Mars Hill.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has sometimes been seen in a Mars Hill secondary school in the early morning hours before sunrise striding the halls.
An armed forces uniform staggering around devoid of a body in it has allegedly been witnessed on numerous occasions staring at the water by Mars Hill Dam at night. Residents claim that this spirit loves terrifying people who have the courage to disturb the tranquility in Mars Hill.
A massive chamois can now and then be noticed in a flat in the vicinity of Mars Hill.
An Iguanodon has often been made out up on the apex of Mars Hill looking.
The ghost of a seriously scorched lady is repeatedly observed seeking a shoe by a parked truck in a Mars Hill parking lot on a dark night. Nevertheless, it is in all certainty a bloodcurdling ghost that you would not want to bump into after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Mars Hill
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Ghost Sightings From Mars Hill
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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