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These are some lies we made up about Long Island.
A gentleman without a head has sometimes been seen staring at folks in a Long Island residence through a peephole.
An ET from another part of the galaxy has purportedly been made out on several occasions bathing down by Andrews Beach at midnight.
A space invader may once in a while be noticed by the water at Andrews Nubble articulating into the night.
An alien voyager from another world is often perceived searching for a man in Basket Island Preserve in the early morning hours.
An extremely bloodcurdling ghost may regularly be made out near Underwood Spring late in the night grasping a human cranium. Regardless of what, this is an antagonistic ghost that should be stayed away from.
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Ghost Sightings From Long Island
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Ghost Sightings From Long Island
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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