|
| |
Little Deer Isle, Maine Lies | |
|
These are some lies we made up about Little Deer Isle.
The spirit of a dispossessed gentleman has often been spotted in Colossom Ledges after midnight crying. It has been argued that this exact phantom is that of a local person who had a home here in Little Deer Isle long ago.
A gargantuan okapi is often noticed fishing from the water's edge of Parker Pond in the early morning hours.
An enormous canary is known to have been made out on many instances on a dark night going to see Barneys Mistake.
An alien vacationer from another world can frequently be noticed by Bells Marsh twinkling a light.
A space man from another world can be perceived repeatedly waving to cars next to a murky road in close proximity to Little Deer Isle.
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Little Deer Isle
Submit a lie about Little Deer Isle, Maine:
Other untruthful towns near Little Deer Isle, Maine:
Sargentville, Maine, 2 miles away
Brooksville, Maine, 4 miles away
Deer Isle, Maine, 5 miles away
Sedgwick, Maine, 5 miles away
Blue Hill, Maine, 6 miles away
Stonington, Maine, 6 miles away
Harborside, Maine, 6 miles away
Penobscot, Maine, 9 miles away
Blue Hill Falls, Maine, 9 miles away
Brooklin, Maine, 11 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Maine
|
Ghost Sightings From Little Deer Isle
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
MORE JOKES
|
