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These are some lies we made up about Lisbon.
Socrates has often been perceived in Beaver Park after midnight hauling a body through some bushes.
A female with an axe sticking out of her head is often distinguished struggling to state something at Farnsworth Mill Dam at midnight.
A giant cheetah is rumored to have been seen on a handful of instances next to the water at Martin Point twinkling a light.
The ghost of a woman with a bag fastened around her head may frequently be observed trying to flag down cars beside a shadowy road in the neighborhood of Lisbon.
An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto may be made out very often downing fuel from a fuel pump at a refueling station in Lisbon.
A space invader from space has from time to time been noticed in a metal boat on Runaround Pond repositioning orbs about.
A Triceratops has been witnessed on many instances at Alder Brook at the stroke of midnight hurling chunks of concrete into the current.
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Ghost Sightings From Lisbon
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Ghost Sightings From Lisbon
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
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