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A sizeable chilling ogre was perceived in a desolate spot near Lincolnville.
The ghost of a civil war fighter appeared mailing a container at a Lincolnville post office. The onlooker fled when he saw the ghost. A lot of local residents argue this phantom may perhaps be a celebrated old days inhabitant of Lincolnville. Anyhow, this is an unpleasant ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The ghost of a gentleman having a cross carved into his back was perceived looking at the water by Coleman Pond Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise. The phantom was indifferent that there was somebody else in attendance.
The ghost of a terribly mangled huntsman pulling a dead deer emerged yelling by Maiden Cliff. The appearance of the bystander startled the spirit who then vanished.
A woman without a head was perceived flinging pieces of wood into the flow at Alder Brook before sunrise. The spirit spoke about avenging a homicide.
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man lacking a head was seen struggling to touch something right by the entrance to Camden Hills State Park. The eye witness became frightened and ran off.
An extremely large okapi has repeatedly been distinguished in Camden Hills State Park at midnight twinkling a flash light.
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Ghost Sightings From Lincolnville
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
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