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These are some lies we made up about Lincoln.
An alien tourist from deep space has been distinguished on frequent occasions hanging in the air like a balloon in Lincoln.
A colossal okapi has repeatedly been witnessed ascending out of Eighteen Bog covered in filth at night.
An ET from planet Jupiter is frequently noticed gazing at the water by Cold Stream Dam on a dark night.
A glow-in-the-dark human body is rumored to have been observed on a handful of instances down by the water at Hayden Cove staring irritably at the observer.
The ghost of a young-looking man sporting a rain coat may frequently be spotted down at Sebonibus Rapids in the early morning hours before sunrise going out of control.
A space man from another galaxy may be observed over and over again flinging bricks into the flowing water at Bear Brook before dawn.
A decapitated guy has occasionally been witnessed burying a dead body by a sizeable boulder in Cold Stream Beach Recreation Area before sunrise.
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ghost of a dentist with a blood-splattered uniform is known to have been noticed on one or two occasions trashing a glove in a rubber boat on Egg Pond.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may from time to time be distinguished up on the pinnacle of Bagley Mountain guzzling blood from a beaker.
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Mercury was perceived staring at a person sleeping on the floor in a trailer in Lincoln.
A lady with her head sliced off came into sight in a hardware store in the Lincoln neighborhood. This spirit is incredibly active in this neighborhood; there have been frequent additional stories of this exact spirit. One thing is for guaranteed, it undeniably is a terrifying ghost that should be left alone.
A soldier's uniform wandering about with no body in it was distinguished trying on a jacket in a Lincoln home. This is one of those ghosts that is observed very often close by. People here say that this spirit gets pleasure from frightening foolish folks who come searching for spirits in Lincoln. Well, this ghost undeniably is frightening; one that is rather not interrupted.
The ghost of a civil war combatant became visible climbing up from a drain hole on a Lincoln lane after midnight. The phantom was indifferent that there was someone other nearby.
An alien from space was distinguished poking around in mailboxes before dawn in Lincoln.
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Ghost Sightings From Lincoln
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Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
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