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These are some lies we made up about Limington.
Alexander the Great was witnessed going through a fridge in the kitchen of a Limington flat late at night.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft materialized by Pickpole Swamp facing the viewer.
An ET from planet Neptune was spotted shouting at the witness to stay away down near Cold Bowling Spring at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a train driver was observed seated at a coffee table in a Limington home. The ghost was swallowed by the air after being spotted. One of the folks who live here confidently alleges that this spirit enjoys frightening foolish folks who have the courage to interrupt the calm in Limington.
A lady lacking a head has regularly been distinguished taking in the surroundings at Bonney Eagle Dam at night. In any case, this ghost sure is chilling; one that you shouldn't go looking for.
The ghost of a young-looking female with a wire around her neck is often spotted viewing the view from the
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apex of Chadbournes Ridge late in the night. Some of the people who live in this town allege this ghost can be the spirit of a resident who died here in Limington some time ago.
An enormous addax can often be observed at Back Brook in the early morning hours chucking boulders into the current.
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Ghost Sightings From Limington
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Ghost Sightings From Limington
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
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