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These are some lies we made up about Kenduskeag.
A figure with a skeleton face having on dark robes is rumored to have been witnessed on frequent instances sending a box at a Kenduskeag post office.
A wandering spirit can repeatedly be perceived yelling by Baker Brook. Regardless of what, this is an unfriendly ghost that any commonsensical person wouldn't wish to meet.
An enormous platypus may be spotted very often by Mopang Second Lake Dam in the early morning hours staring at the water.
One of the three Little Pigs has every now and then been distinguished before sunrise creeping out of Halfmoon Meadow covered in filth.
A space invader is every now and then distinguished on the highest spot of Hermon Hill in the early morning hours glancing at the sight.
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Ghost Sightings From Kenduskeag
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Ghost Sightings From Kenduskeag
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
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