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These are some lies we made up about Jonesport.
The ghost of an old woman grasping a shot gun may frequently be spotted having a chicken drumstick at Snare Creek Dam around midnight. One thing's for certain, this is a horrible phantom that any sensible person wouldn't want to encounter.
A sizeable bloodcurdling ogre may be spotted over and over again staring down into the water at Alley Bay late at night.
The spirit of an elderly Indian chief has every so often been seen next to the water's edge at Ballast Island Ledge smoking a pipe.
The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship is sometimes spotted in a secluded zone in close proximity to Jonesport.
A dark cockroach that shape-shifted into a female is rumored to have been spotted on a small number of occasions in Hopkins Gut in the early morning hours struggling to deposit a dead body.
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Ghost Sightings From Jonesport
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Ghost Sightings From Jonesport
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
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