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These are some lies we made up about Houlton.
An enormous koodoo appeared being in an uninhabited home in Houlton.
A space man from another part of the galaxy was noticed reading a newsletter in Houlton Community Park in the early morning hours.
Archimedes showed up grasping a human skull by B Stream.
A gigantic rabbit was distinguished standing by a deserted highway near Houlton.
The spirit of a man in a police outfit was made out looking up on Garrison Hill. The onlooker fled right after he saw the phantom. A local resident asserts that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while driving through Houlton before the present.
A medusa has frequently been perceived traveling on a scooter on a murky road right next door to Houlton.
The extraterrestrial captain of a flying saucer is frequently noticed in an apartment in Houlton.
A gigantic rhinoceros has purportedly been observed on one or two instances meditating on the shore of Monson Lake.
An alien vacationer
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from another planet may repeatedly be spotted taking pleasure in the scenery at Hodgdon Dam at night.
A space invader from outer space may be distinguished over and over again pacing next to a desolate highway near Houlton.
The alien captain of a flying saucer has now and then been noticed sitting on a stool in a trailer right next door
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to Houlton.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has been spotted on many instances in the early morning hours before sunrise running after a passing Ford on a dark road outside Houlton.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another world can every so often be perceived outside Aroostook State Park heaving pebbles.
An extremely large mountain goat has frequently been seen raking leaves in the front yard of a building in Houlton.
The spirit of a gentleman in an army uniform is repeatedly spotted by a man camping at a campground in the vicinity of Houlton. No matter what, this ghost undoubtedly is menacing; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
A knight's armor from the middle ages devoid of a person inside has purportedly been observed on numerous occasions sitting on a couch in a mobile home in Houlton. Whatever folks say, this is a bad ghost that should be let alone.
A massive gnu may repeatedly be witnessed consuming a piece of bread under a streetlamp in Houlton.
A fairly
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see-through man clothed as the skipper of a oil tanker can be perceived time and again going through a closet in the bedroom of a Houlton building at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Houlton
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Ghost Sightings From Houlton
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
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