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These are some lies we made up about Hope.
A giant ram may be witnessed very often on the top of Bald Mountain very late at night staring at the vista.
The ghost of a surgeon with a bloody uniform is from time to time witnessed resting at the kitchen counter in a Hope flat.
An enormous alpaca has been made out on frequent instances before dawn creeping out of Mullin Bog covered in mud.
A massive reptile may every so often be spotted by Maiden Cliff going wild.
Frankenstein's Monster has repeatedly been distinguished looking at folks in a Hope flat through a door crack.
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Ghost Sightings From Hope
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Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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