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These are some lies we made up about Hiram.
A massive capybara has supposedly been perceived on a few occasions drifting down on Barnes Brook very late at night.
Ferdinand Magellan may be perceived very often hurling pebbles down by Great Falls late in the night.
An extremely large grizzly bear has every now and then been spotted performing a melody on a xylophone in a Hiram mobile home.
An martian vacationer from the cosmos is now and then perceived piling stones on the shore of Ossipee River Reservoir.
The ghost of a woman with half her head absent has been said to have been perceived on a few occasions in a mirror in a Hiram home; the ghost was solely noticeable in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Hiram
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Ghost Sightings From Hiram
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
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