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These are some lies we made up about Guilford.
A man with a machete in his head can be spotted repeatedly emerging in a restroom mirror.
An martian explorer from another part of the galaxy has from time to time been made out by Fairbrother Bog going nuts.
A gargantuan llama has purportedly been seen on one or two instances flinging bricks in the middle of Alder Brook.
The spirit of a mail carrier may occasionally be witnessed seated in an armchair in a trailer in close proximity to Guilford. No matter what, it is indisputably a bloodcurdling spirit that is better not disrupted.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy was observed at Big Bennett Pond Outlet Dam at the stroke of midnight demolishing an object.
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Ghost Sightings From Guilford
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Ghost Sightings From Guilford
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
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