Guilford

 
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The martian commander of a UFO may be spotted often traveling on a donkey in the middle of a highway near Guilford.

An martian vacationer from another part of the galaxy has once in a while been observed trying to dump a corpse in Fairbrother Bog in the early morning hours.

An extraterrestrial from planet Saturn is sometimes seen verbalizing into the night in Alder Brook.
    
A gargantuan goat has been said to have been distinguished on frequent occasions marching through a house in the vicinity of Guilford.

Nicolaus Copernicus may occasionally be made out by Big Bennett Pond Outlet Dam at the stroke of midnight gazing at the water.

 

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