Greenwood, Maine Lies


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The phantom of a grower in a worn straw hat is regularly made out poking around in mailboxes at night in Greenwood. One of the residents confidently claims that this phantom can be the soul of a person who lived here who passed on here in Greenwood in the past. In any case, this is an unpleasant ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.

A young-looking girl wearing a blood-covered prom dress has allegedly been distinguished on several occasions glugging down blood from a jar at Bryant Pond Dam before sunrise. Some of the people who live in this town argue this spirit might be a famous yesteryear inhabitant of Greenwood. Regardless of what folks utter, it's a chilling ghost that is better not messed with.

A space invader can repeatedly be made out trying to find a glove by Berry Ledge.

A giant reindeer may be observed very frequently pulling a dead body from the chilly water of Andrews Brook in the early morning hours.

A female with
 
    a blue face is from time to time perceived playing a song on a xylophone in a Greenwood residence. One thing is for sure, it is in all certainty a scary ghost that you don't want to come across after midnight.

 

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Ghost Sightings From Greenwood



Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
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