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The extraterrestrial technician of an unidentified flying object is known to have been witnessed on a few occasions staring at a lady snoozing on a mattress in a house in Gray.

The ghost of a female with a cross engraved into her leg can from time to time be distinguished by Allen Bog scooping out a gap. Anyway, this is a bad spirit that you shouldn't go trying to find.

A lady with worms crawling out of her ears has regularly been perceived up on the top of Adams Hill trashing a bag. In any case, it's a scary phantom that is better not interrupted.

A minotaur is frequently spotted swallowing blood from a cup by Verrills Ledges.

A giant shrew has been made out on several occasions after midnight scrutinizing Upper Narrows in detail.

A big frightening beast can repeatedly be perceived by Baker Brook swallowing apple juice.

An alien from planet Saturn can be observed repeatedly looking down into the water at Brown Cove in the early
 
    morning hours before sunrise.

The ghost of a chained up woman has every now and then been observed in New Gloucester Historic District at night hauling a body over rocks.

A lady with the head of a devil has purportedly been noticed on a handful of instances fly fishing from the water's edge of Collins Pond on a dark night. Some of the
  locals allege this ghost could be a renowned old days native of Gray.

A lady holding her head beside her arm can sometimes be distinguished by Knights Pond Dam very late at night gazing at the water. It has been said that this particular ghost is almost certainly the struggling ghost of a local person who used to dwell here in Gray. Regardless of what, it unquestionably is a frightening ghost that you would not want to bump into at midnight.

The ghost of a guy with half his head missing was spotted in an autopart store in the Gray vicinity. When the witness emerged the ghost ran away.

The spirit of a young-looking lady wearing a bloody wedding dress came into view trying on socks in a Gray house. The phantom mumbled about avenging a killing. One thing is for guaranteed, this is a nasty ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.


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Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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