|
| |
These are some lies we made up about Gorham.
A gentleman with the head of a demon may now and then be witnessed gazing at people in a Gorham house through a keyhole.
A space invader from Saturn is regularly distinguished yelling at the bystander to stay away in Gorham Campus Historic District after midnight.
An alien from another solar system is known to have been spotted on one or two instances checking out Shad Gully in detail very late at night.
A very large puma may frequently be noticed guzzling water from Dundee Falls around midnight.
A lady ablaze, clutching a gas bottle can be distinguished often demolishing a book at Dundee Pond Dam on a dark night.
The spirit of a young-looking air force pilot has every so often been observed at Anderson Brook very late at night heaving bricks into the stream. Locals declare that this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying unwise people who are bold enough to interrupt the peace in Gorham. Regardless of what, it's a menacing ghost that is
| |
|
better not interrupted.
The extraterrestrial captain of an unidentified flying object is now and then observed eating a burger near the waterfront at Half Moon Pond.
A space man from Saturn is rumored to have been spotted on many instances gazing at the sight from the apex of Allie Hawks Hill before sunrise.
A woman with a sea-green
| |
| |
face may every now and then be distinguished in a secluded location near Gorham. No matter what people verbalize, it undeniably is a terrifying spirit that you do not want to run into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien from space was perceived reading a book by the water at Lower Bay.
A gentleman with a sword in his head came into view trying to get cars to stop beside a dark road near Gorham. This is one of those ghosts that is witnessed repeatedly nearby. One of the locals firmly declares that this ghost loves terrifying foolhardy people who come searching for ghosts in Gorham. One thing's for sure, this spirit undoubtedly is bloodcurdling; one that any normal person wouldn't want to come across.
An ET was perceived posting a box at a Gorham post office.
The ghost of a mail carrier came into view guzzling fuel from a fuel pump at a fueling station in Gorham. The viewer ran away right after she distinguished the ghost.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another solar system was seen staring near
|
|
Bradbury Mountain State Park.
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Gorham
Submit a lie about Gorham, Maine:
Other untruthful towns near Gorham, Maine:
Standish, Maine, 4 miles away
Windham, Maine, 6 miles away
Westbrook, Maine, 7 miles away
Saco, Maine, 8 miles away
Scarborough, Maine, 8 miles away
Old Orchard Beach, Maine, 10 miles away
Raymond, Maine, 11 miles away
Biddeford, Maine, 11 miles away
Gray, Maine, 12 miles away
Buxton, Maine, 12 miles away
Portland, Maine, 12 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Maine
|
Ghost Sightings From Gorham
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
MORE JOKES
|
