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These are some lies we made up about Garland.
A space invader from the cosmos may every so often be witnessed heading a conducted trip of Mansfield Ledge to a troop of ghosts late in the night.
The alien technician of an alien spacecraft was seen in Penobscot-Piscataquis Wildlife Management Area on a dark night reading a newsletter.
A huge coati came into sight staring at a guy slumbering in an armchair in a mobile home in Garland.
The ghost of an elderly guy with a big white mustache was distinguished at Branns Pond Dam very late at night taking in the scenery. The phantom was gobbled up by the air after being made out.
An enormous crocodile came into sight on the highest spot of Bragg Hill in the early morning hours before sunrise watching the panorama.
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Ghost Sightings From Garland
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Ghost Sightings From Garland
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
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