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Ferdinand Magellan emerged burying a corpse by a large rock in Bradley Memorial Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A giant hartebeest was made out sitting at the kitchen counter in a Fryeburg building.
A Megalosaurus is often noticed studying the panorama from the apex of Bald Peak before sunrise.
A giant porpoise is rumored to have been made out on a few instances at Swans Falls late at night flashing a lantern.
A huge wildcat can regularly be spotted on the shore of Clays Pond startling folks.
An martian tourist from another world has now and then been witnessed on a dark night crawling out of Swimming Bog drenched in dirty water.
A lady's body with a pig's head is once in a while seen late at night drifting along Beaver Brook.
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Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
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