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These are some lies we made up about Falmouth.
The Abominable Snowman is often perceived shouting names near Presumpscot Falls late in the night.
The phantom of a young female with a cable around her neck has supposedly been perceived on one or two instances appearing chilling in Back Cove Historic District on a dark night.
A colossal roebuck may frequently be witnessed staring down into the water at Back Cove at night.
An extraordinarily bloodcurdling phantom has from time to time been noticed in Falmouth Town Forest around midnight yelling at a rock. Residents claim that this ghost may well be a well-known days gone by local of Falmouth. Whatever people utter, this ghost indisputably is menacing; one that any reasonable person wouldn't want to come across.
The ghost of an elderly gold digger with a sizeable beard and a hook instead of his hand is every now and then distinguished by The Heath going out of control. A local person alleges that this phantom is almost certainly the struggling
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phantom of a person who used to live here in Falmouth.
A gargantuan rhinoceros has allegedly been noticed on a few instances checking out Fish Point Ledge in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien from another solar system has repeatedly been distinguished at Cumberland Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise looking at
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the surroundings.
The spirit of an old lady hauling a firearm is rumored to have been observed on frequent occasions down at the shore at Presumpscot River Reservoir demolishing a box.
The ghost of a flight attendant may often be made out searching through garbage cans on a Falmouth avenue.
A huge gorilla can be perceived over and over again dining on an apple at the water's edge at West Shore Sandy Beach.
An extraterrestrial has occasionally been witnessed in Anderson Rock very late at night drinking motor oil.
The phantom of an old Indian chief is from time to time seen smoking a cigar up on the pinnacle of Atherton Hill. One of the locals determinedly alleges that this ghost is the struggling spirit of a long gone Falmouth local. One thing is for certain, this is an unlikable ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
The martian mechanic of an alien spacecraft is rumored to have been witnessed on one or two occasions on a Falmouth residential road on a dark night.
An martian tourist from deep
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space may once in a while be seen holding a skull by Beaver Pond Brook.
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Ghost Sightings From Falmouth
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Ghost Sightings From Falmouth
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
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