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These are some lies we made up about Eastport.
A character with a skeleton face in shadowy robes can be spotted repeatedly pointing at the eye witness in Boynton Street Historic District late at night. No matter what people utter, it undeniably is a bloodcurdling phantom that should be kept away from.
A massive badger has now and then been noticed in the backseat of a Ford by the driver noticing the ghost in her rear view mirror after midnight.
An extraterrestrial explorer from deep space is from time to time observed pulling up weeds in the garden of a flat in Eastport.
A wandering ghost has supposedly been observed on many occasions in Roosevelt Campobello International Park outside the park headquarters tossing bricks. Anyhow, this phantom indisputably is bloodcurdling; one that is preferably not disrupted.
The ghost of a young Indian combatant may occasionally be perceived hollowing out an opening down near the water at Bar Harbor. Some of the people who live here allege this ghost could be a recognized former time dweller of Eastport. In any event, this is a nasty ghost that you do not want to bump into at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Eastport
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Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
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