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A colossal mink was seen conducting a directed trip of The Bluff to a cluster of ghosts before dawn.
A space man from another solar system showed up at Dresden Bog Dam at midnight crying.
A female with maggots crawling out of her eyes was witnessed screaming near the shore at Dresden Bog Reservoir. This specific ghost has been witnessed repeatedly in this place. One of the local residents decisively alleges that this ghost gets pleasure from frightening unwise people who come searching for ghosts in Dresden.
The spirit of a lady with a dagger in her neck came into sight up on Blinn Hill struggling to verbalize something. There are other testimonies with reference to this phantom in the vicinity. Several folks declare this ghost may be the spirit of a local person who died here in Dresden a long time ago.
An alien was made out on a dark night looking across Swan Island Flats.
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Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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