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These are some lies we made up about Dixfield.
An enormous jackal showed up hurling chunks of concrete mid stream in Aunt Hannah Brook.
The ghost of a train driver was noticed looking at Bull Rock at night. The phantom spoke about revenging a killing.
A gigantic colt was spotted in a Dixfield highschool very late at night strolling the halls.
A giant jerboa was witnessed munching on a fish near The Falls on a dark night.
An alien from outer space has often been observed in the early morning hours before sunrise fluttering over Siberia Meadows.
Henry VIII is repeatedly perceived in a mirror in a Dixfield building; the ghost was exclusively observable in the mirror.
A woman without a head has been spotted on several instances looking for a glove by a parked Honda in a Dixfield parking lot before dawn. Residents claim that this phantom is that of a local who had a house here in Dixfield some decades ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Dixfield
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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