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An extraterrestrial from Pluto has frequently been perceived striding through a flat in Dexter.
The ghost of an elderly female grasping a firearm has been said to have been distinguished on many instances by Puffers Pond Dam very late at night looking at the water. No matter what, it's undoubtedly a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A space invader from another world may regularly be seen facing the watcher down at the shore at Lake Wassookeag.
Aristotle can be seen very often on the highest spot of Bean Hill at midnight surveying the landscape.
A gargantuan hare has from time to time been noticed tossing chunks of concrete by Brown Bog.
A dinosaur is sometimes observed mid stream in Addition Brook stacking rocks.
The martian technician of an alien spaceship has been said to have been observed on a handful of occasions striding through a house near Dexter.
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Ghost Sightings From Dexter
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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