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These are some lies we made up about Detroit.
A space alien from outer space has purportedly been observed on many instances sobbing by Big Meadow Bog.
An enormous bison may be perceived repeatedly hurling stones into the flow at Beartrap Brook before dawn.
The martian crew member of an unidentified flying object has occasionally been seen up on the apex of Beech Hill trying to verbalize something.
An incredibly frightening ghost is rumored to have been made out on many instances trying to grip something at Carlton Pond Dam on a dark night.
The spirit of an old gold digger with a large beard and an eye patch may once in a while be perceived shining a lantern late in the night on a sidewalk in Detroit. Residents here who have distinguished this phantom say this phantom may be the soul of a resident who passed on here in Detroit in the past.
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Ghost Sightings From Detroit
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Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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