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The ghost of a 9 feet tall massive person has been noticed on numerous instances by Great Works Dam before dawn staring at the water. A resident claims that this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying unwise people who come trying to locate ghosts in Dennysville.
An ET from Pluto may repeatedly be spotted by MacElroy Heath sipping blood from a mug.
The phantom of an adolescent girl can be observed very frequently on the shore of Long Lake eating a hotdog. One of the residents decisively claims that this ghost can be the soul of a resident who died here in Dennysville some time ago.
An ET from another part of the galaxy has occasionally been witnessed up on Birch Hill glugging down apple juice.
A space man is every now and then seen smoking a pipe by Cathance Stream.
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Ghost Sightings From Dennysville
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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