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These are some lies we made up about Denmark.
An alien from deep space can now and then be witnessed looking down into the water at Blackburn Point after midnight.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spacecraft was seen scrambling out of Shaking Bog covered in slime around midnight.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another part of the galaxy materialized marching through a home in Denmark.
The ghost of an elderly gold digger with a large mustache and a wooden right leg was noticed sipping apple juice in a canoe on Tenmile Pond. When the ghost was made out it faded away into the thin air.
An extremely large bunny became visible traveling on a steed along a road near Denmark.
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Ghost Sightings From Denmark
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Ghost Sightings From Denmark
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
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