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Issac Newton is sometimes perceived in a Deer Isle house.
A woman with the head of a beast is known to have been perceived on one or two instances on the peak of Brays Mountain before dawn studying the panorama. Residents allege that this phantom is that of a local resident who resided here in Deer Isle in the past.
The ghost of a man having half his head lost can every now and then be noticed facing the observer at Inner Harbor at night.
A beheaded female has regularly been noticed coming into view in a restroom mirror.
A massive cat is regularly noticed relaxing on a couch in a mobile home in the vicinity of Deer Isle.
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Ghost Sightings From Deer Isle
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Ghost Sightings From Deer Isle
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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