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These are some lies we made up about Danforth.
A massive kitten is frequently spotted dispatching an envelope at a Danforth post office.
The ghost of a young female clad as a maid has allegedly been observed on a handful of occasions looking at the water by Crooked Brook Dam very late at night. One of the residents strongly claims that this ghost may be the spirit of a local resident who passed on here in Danforth in the past.
The spirit of a young cowboy can be noticed over and over again hurling chunks of concrete into the stream at Baldwin Brook on a dark night. In any case, this ghost undeniably is creepy; one that should be shunned.
A frightening beast has occasionally been witnessed by the water at Birch Point smoking a cigar. Some of the folks who live in this town claim this ghost may perhaps be a renowned former time native of Danforth. Regardless of what, this is a nasty phantom that is rather not upset.
The spirit of a guy dressed as a janitor has been noticed on several instances up on Peekaboo Mountain reading a book.
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Ghost Sightings From Danforth
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Ghost Sightings From Danforth
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
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