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These are some lies we made up about Damariscotta.
The spirit of a guy having on a police outfit may every now and then be distinguished dragging a corpse from the ice cold water of Back Meadow Brook at midnight. If you talk to the locals, this spirit loves scaring foolhardy folks who come trying to find spirits in Damariscotta.
The ghost of an elderly man with a big white mustache has frequently been seen on the shore of Damariscotta Lake reasoning.
A massive chimpanzee has purportedly been perceived on a few instances at Bristol Mills Dam around midnight enjoying the scenery.
A giant yak can repeatedly be perceived creeping out of a drain hole on a Damariscotta avenue around midnight.
A gigantic polar bear may be perceived frequently playing a tune on a harpsichord in a Damariscotta trailer.
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Ghost Sightings From Damariscotta
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Ghost Sightings From Damariscotta
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
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