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A space invader from another solar system is regularly seen at the stroke of midnight crawling out of Harmon Heath soaked in slime.
An enormous beaver has been noticed on numerous instances hovering across Crotched Meadow late at night.
The alien commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship can often be noticed hauling a cadaver from the cold water of Bagley Brook at night.
A giant muskrat can be spotted time and again down by the water at Almore Cove attempting to articulate something.
An alien voyager from another world has now and then been witnessed in Black Ledges at midnight twinkling a kerosene lamp.
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Ghost Sightings From Cutler
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Ghost Sightings From Cutler
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
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