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The ghost of a youthful air force pilot is known to have been spotted on a small number of instances before sunrise examining Anderson Rock in detail. According to what the local residents allege, this ghost could be a celebrated past inhabitant of Cumberland Foreside.
A gargantuan aardvark may regularly be noticed appearing creepy in Chenery Brook.
An alien traveler from outer space can be seen time and again facing the viewer at Bridge Street Dam after midnight.
A young girl in a blood-splattered prom dress has from time to time been witnessed looking angrily at the watcher amongst the trees of Falmouth Town Forest. Regardless of what, it's a menacing ghost that any commonsensical person wouldn't wish to meet.
An enormous lizard is now and then witnessed showing up in a washroom mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Cumberland Foreside
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Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
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