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A very large frog has sometimes been perceived guzzling water from Presumpscot Falls in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a guy with satanic symbols engraved into his hand is from time to time noticed by Gray Meadow trying to exclaim something.
A space man from planet Mars has been said to have been perceived on frequent occasions twinkling a lamp in Royal River Park late in the night.
The ghost of a train driver can now and then be observed digging a cavity in the ground in Falmouth Town Forest in the early morning hours before sunrise. In any event, it unquestionably is a terrifying phantom that you wouldn't wish to meet around midnight.
The phantom of a gravely mangled hunter dragging a dead deer has frequently been seen by Bridge Street Dam at midnight looking at the water.
The ghost of a young woman with a rope around her neck is often perceived in Anderson Rock before sunrise looking creepy.
A space alien from
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outer space has been spotted on one or two instances pointing at the onlooker down beside the water at Bartlett Point.
A big terrifying ogre can repeatedly be distinguished looking furiously at the onlooker in Brandy Brook.
An ET has every so often been made out marveling at The Ledges at the stroke of midnight.
An extraterrestrial
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explorer from another world is once in a while seen on the apex of Atherton Hill in the early morning hours before sunrise surveying the scenery.
A gentleman with no head is rumored to have been witnessed on a few occasions relaxing at the dining table in a Cumberland Center trailer carving a gap. Local people who have distinguished this ghost claim this ghost is that of a local who had a house here in Cumberland Center some decades ago. Regardless of what, this ghost indisputably is bloodcurdling; one that any sensible person wouldn't want to bump into.
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Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
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