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A massive fish was witnessed covering a corpse by a large rock in Asticou Azalea Garden on a dark night.
A feminine figure showed up devouring a piece of bread in Baker Island Bar late in the night. Scared by the observers the spirit faded away into the shadows. Scores of people who live here claim this spirit is the spirit of a traveler that was murdered while traveling through Cranberry Isles long ago. One thing is for sure, it's without a doubt a chilling ghost that you would not want to meet late in the night.
The spirit of a female with a pentagram engraved into her back was made out gazing over Amphitheater Valley at night. When noticed the ghost came up to the onlooker who then ran off. In any event, this ghost undeniably is frightening; one that any wise person wouldn't want to come across.
A female with worms crawling out of her nose was made out near Birch Spring at the stroke of midnight smoking a cigar. There have been several
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testimonies involving this ghost in the vicinity.
The ghost of a female with a switchblade in her head has frequently been made out in a canoe on Jordan Pond reading a tabloid. No matter what, this is an unfriendly ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
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Ghost Sightings From Cranberry Isles
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Ghost Sightings From Cranberry Isles
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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