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These are some lies we made up about Cornish.
The spirit of a guy carrying a bloody spear was distinguished near Great Falls before dawn having a chicken drumstick. The ghost didn't seem to be worried by the eye witnesses. If you listen to the locals, this ghost is in all probability the undeparted ghost of a local who used to dwell here in Cornish.
A giant leopard is regularly spotted up on the pinnacle of Bald Head smoking a cigar.
A Yeti has allegedly been perceived on frequent instances reading a pamphlet late at night on a sidewalk in Cornish.
The martian pilot of an alien spacecraft can repeatedly be witnessed grasping a skull next to the waterfront at Ossipee River Reservoir.
The ghost of a civil war soldier can be perceived time and again by Back Brook crying. If you listen to what the folks who live here declare, this ghost is the undeparted spirit of a long departed Cornish local.
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Ghost Sightings From Cornish
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Ghost Sightings From Cornish
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
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