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These are some lies we made up about Corinth.
The phantom of a lady with a bag strapped around her head is occasionally noticed rummaging around in garbage container on a Corinth residential road. Whatever people utter, it's a frightening ghost that you wouldn't wish to meet after midnight.
A large terrifying dragon has purportedly been observed on numerous instances in the middle of Allen Stream chucking boulders.
A large creepy spirit may every now and then be perceived by Mopang Second Lake Dam late in the night staring at the water. Loads of locals assert this ghost is that of a local person who lived here in Corinth some decades ago.
The alien mechanic of a UFO has frequently been made out hovering in the air like a hot-air balloon in Corinth.
An alien from Jupiter is frequently spotted monitoring the panorama from the summit of Hudson Hill late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Corinth
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Ghost Sightings From Corinth
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
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