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These are some lies we made up about Corinna.
An ET came into sight dragging a body from the ice cold water of Alder Stream at the stroke of midnight.
A lady lacking a head was made out on the water's edge of Sebasticook Lake munching on a carrot. The ghost mentioned avenging a murder.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was distinguished smoking a pipe down by the water at Barrows Point.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another planet has frequently been observed gazing at the water by Archers Dam late at night.
A guy devoid of a head is regularly perceived struggling to deposit a dead body in Fay Scott Bog at the stroke of midnight. If you listen to what the local residents assert, this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying foolhardy folks who are bold enough to upset the quiet in Corinna. In any case, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that any rational person wouldn't want to run into.
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Ghost Sightings From Corinna
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Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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