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These are some lies we made up about Columbia Falls.
A young girl sporting a bloody prom dress can once in a while be made out flashing a lantern by Green Spring at night.
The alien captain of an unidentified flying object has frequently been spotted by Bells Brook contemplating.
A female with a green face is frequently witnessed being in a vacant building in Columbia Falls. In any case, this is an unlikable ghost that should be let alone.
A huge warthog has supposedly been seen on a handful of occasions gazing down into the water at Addison Point at midnight.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another galaxy may regularly be made out gazing at the sight from the apex of Ben Tucker Mountain late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Columbia Falls
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Ghost Sightings From Columbia Falls
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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