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These are some lies we made up about Clinton.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another part of the galaxy can regularly be made out in a mirror in a Clinton trailer; the spirit was solely detectable in the mirror.
A huge leopard has once in a while been spotted drifting along on Beaver Brook at midnight.
The Mothman is sometimes spotted in a flat close to Clinton.
A gigantic ewe has supposedly been noticed on a small number of instances yelling at the observer to stay away up on Baker Hill.
A gigantic badger can once in a while be perceived at Mill Stream Dam at the stroke of midnight heaving chunks of concrete.
A space invader from planet Mars was perceived at Bray Point at night gazing down into the water.
An ET from another planet materialized seeking a map beneath a parked vehicle in a Clinton parking lot very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Clinton
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Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
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