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These are some lies we made up about Cliff Island.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy was noticed in a Cliff Island area hardware store, strolling the aisles.
A decapitated gentleman came into view at Andrews Beach after midnight staring at the waves down beside the waterfront. The appearance of the witness startled the spirit who then faded away.
Leonardo da Vinci was made out digging a crack up on Hunger Hill.
A space man came into view covering a body by a big boulder in Basket Island Preserve in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The phantom of a surgeon with a bloody uniform was made out trying to find a book at Basion Cove Falls late at night. The witness got freaked out and escaped. Some of the folks here say this ghost may very well be a celebrated days gone by dweller of Cliff Island.
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Ghost Sightings From Cliff Island
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Ghost Sightings From Cliff Island
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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