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These are some lies we made up about Cherryfield.
Rapunzel is rumored to have been observed on several instances seeking someone in Cherryfield Historic District on a dark night.
An ET from planet Jupiter may regularly be noticed looking at the water by Cherryfield Dam late in the night.
A partly decayed human body may be seen over and over again studying the vista from the top of Burke Hill very late at night.
A space man from outer space has occasionally been distinguished washing a blood-covered rag in Little Falls late at night.
The ghost of a farmer sporting a hat has supposedly been spotted on many instances late in the night glancing across Blueberry Barrens. If you talk to the local residents, this phantom is probably the undeparted phantom of a local person who used to live here in Cherryfield.
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Ghost Sightings From Cherryfield
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Ghost Sightings From Cherryfield
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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