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These are some lies we made up about Chebeague Island.
A space man has been said to have been observed on a small number of instances hauling a cadaver across the dirt in Basket Island Preserve late in the night.
The phantom of a pregnant woman may regularly be distinguished at Andrews Nubble on a dark night gazing down into the water. Locals who have observed this phantom argue this phantom enjoys scaring unwise folks who are courageous enough to disrupt the quiet in Chebeague Island.
The ghost of a young gentleman in a winter jacket has every now and then been seen trying to find a book beside a parked Ford in a Chebeague Island parking lot around midnight. A resident claims that this spirit may be the soul of a local who died here in Chebeague Island in the past. Well, it's a menacing spirit that is preferably not interrupted.
An martian voyager from another planet has supposedly been spotted on frequent instances at the stroke of midnight drifting by on Cousins River.
A huge lion may occasionally be witnessed at Andrews Beach going for a midnight dip.
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Ghost Sightings From Chebeague Island
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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