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These are some lies we made up about Charleston.
The ghost of an elderly cleaning lady may often be made out having a seat at a table in a Charleston residence. A man who lives here argues that this ghost loves startling people who are fearless enough to upset the quiet in Charleston.
The Ugly Duckling may be observed often on the highest spot of Bull Hill at the stroke of midnight gazing at the sight.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is now and then distinguished in Penobscot-Piscataquis Wildlife Management Area at midnight going bananas.
An alien traveler from outer space is known to have been seen on numerous instances in a secluded place right next door to Charleston.
An alien from outer space may now and then be noticed dragging a corpse from the ice cold water of Allen Stream at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Charleston
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Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
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