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These are some lies we made up about Chamberlain.
The ghost of a man dressed as a store clerk can regularly be made out staring at the sight from the peak of Lookout Hill very late at night.
An extraterrestrial tourist from space can be distinguished often dragging a body across the dirt in Colonial Pemaquid State Historic Site at the stroke of midnight.
An extremely large musk-ox has every now and then been made out at Pemaquid Beach late in the night gazing at the waves near the waterfront.
A giant cheetah is once in a while observed trying on shoes in a Chamberlain residence.
A Seismosaurus is rumored to have been seen on a handful of occasions attempting to utter something at Bristol Mills Dam around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Chamberlain
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Ghost Sightings From Chamberlain
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
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