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These are some lies we made up about Castine.
A gentleman devoid of a head was witnessed covering a body by a big boulder in Castine Historic District before dawn. The eye witness got freaked out and ran away.
A very frightening spirit was seen trying to express something in the center of Bagaduce River. The ghost didn't seem to be scared by the viewers.
A gigantic kid has frequently been perceived at Goose Pond Dam after midnight twinkling a kerosene lamp.
The ghost of an old female clutching a pistol is frequently perceived rummaging around in the freezer in the kitchen of a Castine building very late at night. Any which way, it in all certainty is a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
The ghost of an old Indian chief is known to have been seen on one or two instances up on the highest spot of Backwood Mountain crying out names. Local people who have seen this ghost say this ghost is that of a person who existed here in Castine a long time ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Castine
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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