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These are some lies we made up about Casco.
Goldilocks can be witnessed frequently staring across Jugtown Plain at night.
The alien navigator of a flying saucer has occasionally been perceived studying the view from the top of Barton Hill late in the night.
A gargantuan jaguar is sometimes noticed on the shore of Coffee Pond reading a book.
A menacing skeleton has purportedly been observed on frequent instances in a mirror in a Casco trailer; the ghost was only perceptible in the mirror. Whatever people say, it certainly is a menacing phantom that any rational person wouldn't want to encounter.
An alien traveler from the cosmos may once in a while be perceived by Nutting Ledge crying.
An ET from another part of the galaxy has repeatedly been spotted looking in Sebago Lake State Park at the stroke of midnight.
A luminous human character is repeatedly observed in a trailer close to Casco. One thing is for certain, this is an unsympathetic ghost that should be kept away from.
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Ghost Sightings From Casco
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Ghost Sightings From Casco
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
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